so i get to my bungalow in tahiti and the waves are pumping! before i cant even get settled in i want to go rip so bad. so i say eff this i’m out there! i throw my crap down and grab my boardies and sunscreen from my bag and walk over to my boards. i rifle open my coffin and was like WTF?! this enormous manchild was in my bag and my boards were no where to be found. i was bummed at first, but made the manchild grom carry my shit for the rest of the trip. so it was all good. remember to check your bags guys.
